The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?