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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Strict parents raise good liars.

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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