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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Just landed via Snapchat:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Trending via Instagram:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Making waves on Facebook:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Going viral on TikTok:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Live now on WeChat:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Witty quote about a depressed lion with a humorous, introspective vibe.

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"Even the king of the jungle has 'mane' character flaws. 🦁😅 #RoaringRealities"

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54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

82 shares on Messenger this month:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

84 shares on X this month:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Trending via Reddit:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Freshly posted on X:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

Just shared via TikTok:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Going viral on Twitch:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Live now on Pinterest:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Going viral on Reddit:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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