The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! 🎡🎠😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?