The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.