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Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Trending via Reddit:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Live now on Snapchat:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Seen just now on Threads:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.
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Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Making waves on Messenger:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Reported on WeChat:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Breaking via Snapchat:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Spotted on X:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Spotted on WeChat:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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