The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cats really do have main character energy, and I'm just their loyal sidekick! ๐ธ๐ Related funny posts ๐ Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. Youโre not lazy, youโre just buffering in HD.