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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”