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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Funny quote about neighborly interactions, highlighting humorous disdain with witty fire analogy.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the best icebreaker with a neighbor is not bringing over a casserole, but actually setting yourself ablaze? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš’ Don't worry, I've got marshmallows ready just in case! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #neighborlybanter"


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