💾 Save Image The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire. Jan 29, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew that the best icebreaker with a neighbor is not bringing over a casserole, but actually setting yourself ablaze? 🔥👩🚒 Don't worry, I've got marshmallows ready just in case! 😂 #neighborlybanter" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor. The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day. If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times. Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: engagement, fire, humor, interaction, neighbor, only, reason
