The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of yo…

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Commentary:
“Who knew that the best icebreaker with a neighbor is not bringing over a casserole, but actually setting yourself ablaze? 🔥👩‍🚒 Don’t worry, I’ve got marshmallows ready just in case! 😂 #neighborlybanter”

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