The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#the #only #reason #to #engage #with #a #neighbor #is #if #either #of #you #is #on #fire #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire. I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended. This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes. My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.