The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Commentary:
โ€œUnraveling the mysteries of the universe, one flat theory at a time! ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ต Who knew a simple shape could cause such a stir among the Flat Earthers? Watch out, the sphere is coming to get ya! ๐Ÿ˜„ #RoundAndRoundWeGoโ€

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