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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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2 months ago

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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4 months ago

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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2 months ago

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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2 months ago

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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2 months ago

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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2 months ago

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71 shares on TikTok this month:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

61 shares on Twitch this month:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

57 shares on Threads this month:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Going viral on Instagram:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Shared recently on Discord:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Shared recently on TikTok:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Making waves on Discord:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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