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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.