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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ก Remember, even Einstein knew when to relaxโ€”because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! โ˜•๐Ÿคฏ Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿš€



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