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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.