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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?