The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship. Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave. The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’ Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.