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  • My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.
  • They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.
  • Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.
  • Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.
  • If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.
  • You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.