The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind. Commentary:"Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day. I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible. You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind. If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.
