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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answe…

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answe…

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"Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blowing, forecast, humor, joke, meteorology, percentage, prediction, should, weather, weather forecast, wind, windiness on Jun 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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