The weather forecast should include the percentage of answe… Commentary:"Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day. I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible. If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees. I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.