The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos. Funny Quotes August 22, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here. I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere. Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.