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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Commentary:
"Looks like she's got the ultimate power move under her dusting gloves! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ Bet those before and after pics could start a bidding war among the cleanliness-challenged. Who knew tidying up could double as a side hustle? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿงน #CleaningQueen #SecretWeapon"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, before, before and after, cleaned, house, humor, lot, money, photos, release, threatening, woman on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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