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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.