The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If mosquitoes sucked fat, we'd all be lining up for our daily 'mosquito spa treatment'! π¦πββοΈ Just imagine the weight-loss benefits and the buzz around town! π€£ #InsectFitnessGoals" Related Funny Posts π€ Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood? I refuse to go to a blood bank. Iβm not taking your blood money. I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond. Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.