The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If mosquitoes sucked fat, we'd all be lining up for our daily 'mosquito spa treatment'! 🦟💆♂️ Just imagine the weight-loss benefits and the buzz around town! 🤣 #InsectFitnessGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive. Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else. I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
