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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.