The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Posted onJun 14, 2024Jun 14, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive. Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else. Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?