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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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"Turning off the news to live in blissful ignorance… ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐ŸŒ Or as I like to call it, 'head in the sand' chic! Who needs reality when you can have your own curated version of it, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ #IgnoranceIsBliss"



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