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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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"Marriage: where two people can take turns being the 'smart one' and the 'dumb one' πŸ€ͺ🧠 That's the beauty of teamwork, right? πŸ˜‚πŸ’"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, best part, humor, marriage, partner, relationship, something, stupid, worst, worst part on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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