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  • Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.
  • What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.
  • That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.
  • Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!
  • Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
  • At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.