Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.