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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.