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"Who else needs a buffer day between 'Sunday Funday' and 'Monday Madness'? 🤔 Let's make 'Hang on a Second' a thing, because we could all use a little extra weekend recharge time! ⏳😂 #WeekendVibes"

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18 shares on WeChat this month:

I can resist everything except temptation.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

91 shares on Threads this month:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

74 shares on TikTok this month:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

46 shares on Threads this month:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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Breaking via Facebook:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Just landed via TikTok:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Just landed via Slack:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Trending via Pinterest:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Breaking via Slack:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Just landed via Discord:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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