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"Who else needs a buffer day between 'Sunday Funday' and 'Monday Madness'? 🤔 Let's make 'Hang on a Second' a thing, because we could all use a little extra weekend recharge time! ⏳😂 #WeekendVibes"

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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