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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.