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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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