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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.