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Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Going bananas on Reddit:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Going viral on Discord:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Just landed via Instagram:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Just landed via Messenger:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Trending via WeChat:

I hope this email kills us both.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Just landed via X:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Seen just now on X:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Going viral on Slack:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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65 shares on Instagram this month:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

21 shares on X this month:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

79 shares on Threads this month:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Making waves on X:

I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

Going bananas on TikTok:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Trending via Snapchat:

Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

Going viral on Twitch:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Spotted on Twitch:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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