They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThey say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker. I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu. They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”. Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.