They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.