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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Commentary:
"Who ya gonna call? 🚫👻 Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: 'Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.' 😂🏠 #HauntedHouseHunting"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, buy, estate, experience, funny idea, ghost, haunted, haunted house, home, house, humor, idea, just, let, night, real, real estate, rent, should, spend, sure on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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