They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThey should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices. A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada. I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.