They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.