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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, caffeine, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee joke, holy, holy water, humor, i, joke, morning, morning routine, need, routine, think, water, working on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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