This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful. I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me. Coffee is just goth water. Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?