This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThis coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? Coffee is just goth water. If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.