This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. Commentary:"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off. That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot. I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day. How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight. They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.