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  • That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
  • No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.
  • My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.
  • The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.
  • Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.
  • Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.