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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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Playful quote about false hunger, with humorous words about gum tricking the stomach.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

65 shares on Slack this month:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

35 shares on Slack this month:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

80 shares on Discord this month:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

17 shares on Discord this month:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Seen just now on Discord:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Going viral on TikTok:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

Trending via Twitch:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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