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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.