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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.