This sex could have been an email. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like someone's intimate performance came with an "unsubscribe" option! 📧🙈😂 Related funny posts 😂 If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm. Cancel culture has been canceled. I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you. Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms. I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.