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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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Playful quote about holiday cheer, humorously implying a lack of Christmas spirit this year.

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

75 shares on Discord this month:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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