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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Just landed via Telegram:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Just shared via Messenger:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Trending via Telegram:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Live now on Reddit:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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72 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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The future is buffering.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Trending via Discord:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Just shared via Discord:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Trending via Telegram:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Just landed via Twitch:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Just shared via Threads:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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