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Not going is the new leaving early.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.