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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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