Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.” Funny Quotes June 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThree words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager. I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.