Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.