To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Uh-oh! Looks like that ship has sailed straight into hot waters! 🔥🚢 Keep the ice packs handy, folks! ❄️😂 #CoolForThought

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