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Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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2 months ago

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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2 months ago

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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2 months ago

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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48 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

64 shares on Slack this month:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

53 shares on Discord this month:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Seen just now on Facebook:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Trending via Instagram:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Live now on Threads:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Spotted on Messenger:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

Spotted on Reddit:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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