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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.