Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early. I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR. I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people. When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.” Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
