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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.