Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Commentary:
“Twitter: where everyone is the self-appointed doctor in a room full of patients! 🤪💬 #SocialMediaSanity”

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