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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.