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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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Trending via Reddit:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Just landed via Instagram:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Just landed via X:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Live now on YouTube:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Making waves on Threads:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

Trending via Facebook:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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2 months ago

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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5 months ago

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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2 months ago

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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2 months ago

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97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Just landed via YouTube:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Spotted on Threads:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Breaking via Instagram:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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