Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.