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"Isn't it ironic that 'gross pay' seems much less appealing once the tax takes a bite? It's like biting into what you thought was a delicious donut only to find out it's actually a broccoli 😂💸 #TaxTimeBlues"

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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