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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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Looks like even Eve needed some electricity to get her groove on! โšก๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Adam, bible, eve, florence, Florence and the Machine, humor, machine, music, religion, said, sexuality, unnatural, vibrator, wordplay, wrong on Nov 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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