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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

The government even made aliens boring.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Seen just now on Telegram:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Just landed via Slack:

Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

Spotted on Messenger:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Shared recently on X:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

1 month ago

Clever and funny quote about waffles being pancakes with built-in syrup holders.

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Commentary:
Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! 🥞🍁 Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It's like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! 🧇🤣

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

12 shares on X this month:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Back to the Future and chill?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Just shared via Threads:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Just landed via Reddit:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Making waves on Discord:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Making waves on Telegram:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Spotted on TikTok:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Spotted on Messenger:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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