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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

I need you to put the fun in refund!

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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