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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.