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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Commentary:
😂 Guess I know who to avoid at all costs! Wouldn't want my future self mad at me! 🕰️🚫🙈

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coworker, expectancy, humor, life, life expectancy, office, office life, purpose, stress, ten, workplace, workplace humor, workplace stress on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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