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Mar 30, 2026

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Witty quote about a scheming Disney princess loving poison apples, playful and humorous in tone.

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When a Disney princess takes an MBA: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest of them all?" 🍎💰👑

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