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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.