We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.