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"Who knew being so sassy could cost you? 🤑💁‍♂️ Time to trade in those insults for compliments – gotta watch that mean behavior balance! ⚖️😜"

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16 shares on Discord this month:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

76 shares on Discord this month:

My middle finger salutes you.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

69 shares on Threads this month:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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Spotted on YouTube:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Making waves on Slack:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Trending via YouTube:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Just shared via TikTok:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Broadcasted on X:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Live now on WeChat:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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