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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.