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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.