Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself. Commentary:"Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to. Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around? Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.
