Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.
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"Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' πŸ·πŸ©³πŸ˜… #LivingDangerously"

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