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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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