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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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"When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, behavior, cannabis, hold, humor, i, joke, paranoia, recreational, scared, smoker, smokers, social, social behavior, stereotypes, store, weed on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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